Showing posts with label lettuce. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lettuce. Show all posts

Wednesday, 26 August 2009

Introducing Brüno's personfriend!

:)

I present you Brüno's girl/boy friend. And she needs a name! I will stick to calling her she for the time being, but I am willing to consider more masculine names as well.

Here are the current suggestions:
- Sweet Potato Jesus (SPJ for short)
- James
- Daisy
- Detour
- Jinxy
- Brünette

Any new suggestion you make will be rewarded with 100 virtual gold coins.

About the video: I suggest you put the headphones on and listen VERY CAREFULLY as you can hear the cutest teeniest nomming and crunching sounds as she feast upon the lettuce. Enjoy!



For those of you who haven't got the faintest idea what this is about, here are the links to the original Brüno posts:

Meet Bruno: http://danuskapotepuska.blogspot.com/2009/07/bruno.html

Update: http://danuskapotepuska.blogspot.com/2009/08/update-on-bruno.html

Let's wrap it up for today. Make sure you tune in tomorrow as I present you Brüno's first date and first the first time he gets bitchslapped!

Video taken by moi, August 2009

Thursday, 30 July 2009

Terry on turtles

=^..^=


"[A tortoise] has about as good a turn of speed as you need to hunt down a lettuce. It has survived while the rest of evolution flowed past it by being, on the whole, no threat to anyone and too much trouble to eat."


"You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look."

X-treme close-up on meaningful look: I SHALL KEEEL YOU, INFIDEL!


Quotes from Terry Pratchett.
Pics by me, May 2009


Thursday, 23 July 2009

Brüno

=^..^=

I was raised in a secluded rural part of Carinthia.
I played with sticks, stones and snails.
I kept the most unusual pets and I continue the tradition.

Meet Brüno, my pet slug I saved from certain death while washing lettuce.
I'll try to find him a girlfriend at the greengrocers' tomorrow.


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Pics taken by moi, July 2009