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"[A tortoise] has about as good a turn of speed as you need to hunt down a lettuce. It has survived while the rest of evolution flowed past it by being, on the whole, no threat to anyone and too much trouble to eat."
"You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look."
X-treme close-up on meaningful look: I SHALL KEEEL YOU, INFIDEL!
Quotes from Terry Pratchett.
Pics by me, May 2009
