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You're addicted to WOW when:
- you think "I'm with stupid" is the best pet name ever and you wish you'd thought of it first
- you've stopped returning pokes on facebook
-you start saying things like "yer", "nar, "gratz" and "sawr" because you spend too much time around Aussies
- you call your slow ass Nissan a swift mount
- you've skipped meals because of dungeon raids-you can will yourself not to go pee for HOURS
- you don't know how much milk costs at Countdown but you know how much you need for a 5-pack of bananas for your pet ape
-you think "does this hair make my ears look long?"
- you're thinking about getting up early on a Saturday morning just so you can beat all those hordes of Aussies to the Gurubashi arena trinkets
- you haven't checked out cuteoverload , cheezburger or fu penguin in WEEKS
- you try to get your husband interested in playing so he wouldn't notice the steady decline in his love life
- coworker asks if you have allergies because the bags under your eyes are so colossal
- your guild makes up for your crippled social life
- you wish the healer would stop blowing kisses and just do his damn job
- you think "Exalted with your mum" is a hysterically funny guild name AND it makes sense
- you're happy your b-day's coming up cos you don't feel guilty asking for the expansions
- you make a complete ass of yourself running up an down Arathi basin hugging every dead/dying player for the "make love not warcraft" achievement - and it doesn't bloody work!All rights reserved by moi.
My love life isn't that bad, but certainly has not been improved by WoW...
ReplyDeleteWhy thank you, my dear... erm.. I think
ReplyDeleteNow you need to make one for me... only replace WoW with FB. Sad really. I am getting better though...
ReplyDeleteStevo
Yes, replace FB with WOW! That'll do the trick, I PROMISE :)
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