Saturday, 20 March 2010

Subtle signs that reveal you're addicted to World of Warcraft.

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You're addicted to WOW when:

- you think "I'm with stupid" is the best pet name ever and you wish you'd thought of it first
- you've stopped returning pokes on facebook

-you start saying things like "yer", "nar, "gratz" and "sawr" because you spend too much time around Aussies


- you call your slow ass Nissan a swift mount

- you've skipped meals because of dungeon raids
-you can will yourself not to go pee for HOURS

- you don't know how much milk costs at Countdown but you know how much you need for a 5-pack of bananas for your pet ape

-you think "does this hair make my ears look long?"

- you're thinking about getting up early on a Saturday morning just so you can beat all those hordes of Aussies to the Gurubashi arena trinkets

- you haven't checked out cuteoverload , cheezburger or fu penguin in WEEKS

- you try to get your husband interested in playing so he wouldn't notice the steady decline in his love life

- coworker asks if you have allergies because the bags under your eyes are so colossal

- your guild makes up for your crippled social life

- you wish the healer would stop blowing kisses and just do his damn job

- you think "Exalted with your mum" is a hysterically funny guild name AND it makes sense

- you're happy your b-day's coming up cos you don't feel guilty asking for the expansions

- you make a complete ass of yourself running up an down Arathi basin hugging every dead/dying player for the "make love not warcraft" achievement - and it doesn't bloody work!

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Saturday, 13 March 2010

The beaches around Auckland...

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...are seriously flawed. It's hard enough to find a beach that doesn't have gigantonormous surfer waves, but even when you do find one that looks adequate, well...

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Looks promising, doesn't it?

Notice anything... odd in this picture?
And no, I do not mean the exposed axis of snorgling.


THERE'S NO FREAKING WATER!

Ok, time to find another one... looks like we hit jackpot!

Water, check. Shade, check. Sheep, check.

If you can't read, it says "Go home, mwahaha!!!!"


All pics taken by moi, 2010

Sunday, 7 March 2010

The bugs in this country....

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...show disrespect for the photographer, nay, downright contempt...



(extreme contempt close-up)



...show disrespect for the photographer's personal property...



...flip the photographer off with their fluffy bug parts...


...keep reminding the photographer there are better ways to spend free time than playing WOW...


Sheesh... I'm not eating anything from this feijoa tree.

All pics taken by moi, 2010